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Videos of gangs fighting on internet
Girl attacks another girl in Beckenham Recreation Ground
Girl attacks another girl in Beckenham Recreation Ground

NEWS Shopper has uncovered what appears to be videos of youths in Bromley fighting and creating explosions.

A video clip on file sharing website YouTube showed what were believed to be teenagers brawling in Beckenham Recreation Ground.

The video, entitled 'girl getin banged in beck reck', clearly showed a girl kicking and stamping on another girl.

The clip, which was posted on February 17 and had been viewed 107 times, also contained lots of foul language.

Another video, called 'ELITE SET' showed what appeared to be a gang of eight youths from Penge, and was reminiscent of terrorists in Al-Qaeda videos.

It contained images of young men wearing hoods, masks and balaclavas.

The video, which was viewed 24 times, showed a mini explosion and finished with a shot of a Penge road sign.

Both videos had been posted by a 24-year-old YouTube user called mrrupt.

Youths brawling on the grass
Youths brawling on the grass

Penge and Cator Councillor Peter Fookes condemned the footage.

He said: "Some of these youngsters need to ask themselves a few questions.

"It's disgusting behaviour.

Cllr Fookes said there was a need to tackle the problem of gang culture.

He added: "It is worrying this video glamorises gang culture.

"We need to tackle this problem.

"The Penge video reminds me of Al-Qaeda with the music and the explosion."

A Bromley police spokesman said: "Unfortunately YouTube does tend to attract the less intelligent members of our community, along with those who have a vastly over-inflated opinion of their interest to others.

"These people attempt to draw attention to themselves in a variety of ways, often claiming to be part of something when they are not simply to impress their peers.

"Bromley police will not tolerate anyone committing crimes and video-recording their acts for posting on any of these worldwide moron multiplexes and those that do will end up damaging their lives by having to deal with a criminal record."

A YouTube spokesman said: "YouTube is a community site used by millions of people in very positive ways.

"Sadly as with any form of communication, there is a tiny minority of people who try to break the rules.

"When people see content that they think is inappropriate they can flag it and our staff then review it.

"If the content breaks our terms then we remove it and if a user repeatedly breaks the rules we disable their account."

Both videos have now been removed.

1:44pm Monday 25th February 2008


Penge gang looking like Al-Qaeda militants

The Penge gang called ELITE SET film an explosion
 

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Posted by: John Rambo, Deep in the Jungle on 3:02pm Mon 25 Feb 08
It used to be a nice place. Now its no better than its surrounding areas.




Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 3:05pm Mon 25 Feb 08
John Rambo wrote:
It used to be a nice place. Now its no better than its surrounding areas.
Sorry John my message seems to have disappeared as if by magic!
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Park on 5:05pm Mon 25 Feb 08
'It contained images of young men wearing hoods, masks and balaclavas.'

What a surprise!

Isn't it time that all hooded tops, mask and balaclavas were banned as it is obvious that anyone wearing a hoody, mask or balaclava is out to cause trouble.

Just ask Bertie Smalls.

I dare say some of you will do a 'Bertie' and report me but I am used to that and will turn Queen's evidence against you.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott.
Posted by: hoodie, dartford on 5:47pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge wrote:
'It contained images of young men wearing hoods, masks and balaclavas.' What a surprise! Isn't it time that all hooded tops, mask and balaclavas were banned as it is obvious that anyone wearing a hoody, mask or balaclava is out to cause trouble. Just ask Bertie Smalls. I dare say some of you will do a 'Bertie' and report me but I am used to that and will turn Queen's evidence against you. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott.
masks balaclavas yes but not sure about hoodies not every ones out for trouble unless your hiding your face
Posted by: Mrs me, Kent on 6:40pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge wrote:
\'It contained images of young men wearing hoods, masks and balaclavas.\' What a surprise! Isn\'t it time that all hooded tops, mask and balaclavas were banned as it is obvious that anyone wearing a hoody, mask or balaclava is out to cause trouble. Just ask Bertie Smalls. I dare say some of you will do a \'Bertie\' and report me but I am used to that and will turn Queen\'s evidence against you. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott.
What a load of bull my Son wears a hoody he’s 17 and as worked since the day he left school with he’s first wages he brought him self an Xbox and he as now paid in full out of he’s own money for his first holiday abroad
When he’s not at work he’s with his girlfriend in he’s room
SO NO ITS NOT obvious that anyone wearing a hoody is out to cause trouble.
He’s sister drove him to Sidcup today to take he’s Theory driving test and guess what he was wearing a hoody was he out causing trouble then? NO he wasn’t, He came straight home and went back to work.
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Bar on 6:50pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Well, we only have your word for that, don't we Mrs.

Why does he feel the need to wear a hood?

I wonder what he gets up to in his 'other' spare time.

Always handy to know how to drive a car; especially when you go out to steal one.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: by in the hoodie, here on 7:33pm Mon 25 Feb 08
What a load of bull my Son wears a hoody he’s 17 and as worked since the day he left school with he’s first wages he brought him self an Xbox and he as now paid in full out of he’s own money for his first holiday abroad
When he’s not at work he’s with his girlfriend in he’s room
SO NO ITS NOT obvious that anyone wearing a hoody is out to cause trouble.
He’s sister drove him to Sidcup today to take he’s Theory driving test and guess what he was wearing a hoody was he out causing trouble then? NO he wasn’t, He came straight home and went back to work.
====================


LMAO

whats he having for his tea tonight?
Posted by: Youth, SE London on 8:11pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Why are some of you saying you want hoodies banned? Its mostly the chavs who wear them and cause trouble. That is like banning big white guys from having skinheads, because I think that they are BNP. Stupid comments on here!
Posted by: Youth, SE London on 8:13pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge wrote:
Well, we only have your word for that, don't we Mrs. Why does he feel the need to wear a hood? I wonder what he gets up to in his 'other' spare time. Always handy to know how to drive a car; especially when you go out to steal one. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
You are a idiot! What do you wear outside? your just sterotyping because your at home most of the time, reading about your own area. Loser!
Posted by: matt, chislehurst on 8:18pm Mon 25 Feb 08
If they want to fight let them and when they start to go to pubs they can stab and bottle people they get an drug problem and end up on the welfare and then wind up dead at the age of 30. Same story different day.
Posted by: chas, beckenham on 8:48pm Mon 25 Feb 08
NEWS SHOPPER - WHAY GIVE THEM THE PUBLICITY THEY OBVIOUSLY CRAVE - ARE YOU STUPID - IGNORE THE IDIOTS- ITS PROBABLY STAGED ANYWAY. DONT YOU HAVE ANY PROPER NWS TO REPORT YOU HAVE BEEN MUGGED !!!
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Bathroom on 9:38pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Anyone, regardless of age or background who wears a hoody = scum.

Anyone who does not believe this = scum.

Anyone who defends low-life miscreants who treat their mums well when they are home (a bit like the Krays did) but commit antisocial behaviour when they go out, leaving mum to gorge herself on takeaways and Superkings washed down by Bacardi Breezers = scum.

Anyone wearing clothes bought from Primark = scum.

Anyone who fills their chest freezers with frozen pizzas from Iceland = scum.

Anyone called Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum.

Anyone christening their children Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum.

Anyone who disagrees with Your Lord= misguided and on the verge of becoming scum if they are not already.

So endeth the lesson.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

PS: Anyone from Thamesmead, Erith, Dartford or Swanley = SCUM !
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Legend, The Easy Chair on 9:42pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Still got it, never lost it.

If you do not agree with what I say, tough!

Go on my blogs and give me a rollicking.

Perhaps you would like to start another 'Ban Erastus' campaign.

Some have tried, all have failed.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Will You Go Away, Bexley on 9:52pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge wrote:
Anyone, regardless of age or background who wears a hoody = scum. Anyone who does not believe this = scum. Anyone who defends low-life miscreants who treat their mums well when they are home (a bit like the Krays did) but commit antisocial behaviour when they go out, leaving mum to gorge herself on takeaways and Superkings washed down by Bacardi Breezers = scum. Anyone wearing clothes bought from Primark = scum. Anyone who fills their chest freezers with frozen pizzas from Iceland = scum. Anyone called Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum. Anyone christening their children Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum. Anyone who disagrees with Your Lord= misguided and on the verge of becoming scum if they are not already. So endeth the lesson. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott PS: Anyone from Thamesmead, Erith, Dartford or Swanley = SCUM !
My good god Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott you are the uppermost biggest sxit on here. Do you work because no matter when i come to veiw comments you are always out to pxxs people off, if you have not yet got a job please get one soon and mable with the Newshopper as you spend so much time on it ,mable dropping them in peoples doors.
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Legend, The Armchair on 9:55pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Mable?

Mable you should get some spelling lessons.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Locked and Loaded on 10:22pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Could not agree more my Lord.The only thing if you don't mind me saying so is you forgot to add, Woolwich,Scabby Wood,Slade Green,and the Cray's.
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Armchair on 10:29pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Indeed, you are correct Locked.

Thank you for reminding me.

I know I can always depend on you.

Erastus

Posted by: S, Erith on 10:30pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Mr Piggott, I am actually unsure as to why you are allowed to keep on posting such insulting comments.
Some of your legitimate, constructive comments I have agreed with on previous stories, but this is just needless.
I live in Erith, and can assure you neither me or any of my family are "scum"!
Please do not tar everyone with the same brush.
I also know very respectable, hard working people who have called their children Connor!
Please do not post just to insult people, there is no need for it and it is not clever.
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Bathroom on 10:38pm Mon 25 Feb 08
If I had a pound for every time I was told 'don't tar everyone with the same brush' I would have enough money to keep Piggott Place up and running for a whole year.

If you have agreed with some of my comments,swallow your pride and agree with my latest ones.

Do yourself a favour and get out of Erith as soon as you can.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: S, Erith on 10:47pm Mon 25 Feb 08
It is nothing to do with pride, I just think you are being rather harsh.
My partner and I both work for a living and have a young child, it is not as easy as you seem to think it is!
Maybe if we sat at home all day on benefits and sponged off of the government then we could afford to move elsewhere or get a council house.
I was brought up by a single mother who was unable to work as she was busy bringing her two children up the right way, so I also have not got a problem with council tenants.
I think a lot of the problems in todays society are from parents who don't care/know what their children are up to and the laws being so pathetic that the kids know that they cannot be touched!
Posted by: Gina, Erith on 10:48pm Mon 25 Feb 08
i hate you. i have a daughter called jade and a sun called connoer and i live in earith

you are a bad realy man!!!!
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Bath on 10:52pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Well, you should know.

I am glad you have swallowed you pride and admitted it all.

I dare say you feel a lot better for doing so.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Boot Sale on 10:54pm Mon 25 Feb 08
S, grow up!

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: S, Erith on 11:06pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Excuse me?!
Why are you telling me to grow up?
I would like you to justify that comment.
My mother was married and is very respectable! Marriages break down, fact.
Where have I said anything to warrant that?
I am purely sticking up for the people like me who work hard and bring their children up properly.
I do not agree with what you say, so I am told to grow up!
You do not know me and I do not know you (luckily) and I think you are the one who needs to grow up.
I do not agree with your comment, and have simply stated that not everyone in those areas are scum. No need to insult me.
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Legend, The Appeal Court on 11:09pm Mon 25 Feb 08
You live in Erith.

Most sensible people move out of the area when they grow up.

Hence, my remark to you.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: k. bromley, bromley on 11:17pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge wrote:
Anyone, regardless of age or background who wears a hoody = scum. Anyone who does not believe this = scum. Anyone who defends low-life miscreants who treat their mums well when they are home (a bit like the Krays did) but commit antisocial behaviour when they go out, leaving mum to gorge herself on takeaways and Superkings washed down by Bacardi Breezers = scum. Anyone wearing clothes bought from Primark = scum. Anyone who fills their chest freezers with frozen pizzas from Iceland = scum. Anyone called Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum. Anyone christening their children Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum. Anyone who disagrees with Your Lord= misguided and on the verge of becoming scum if they are not already. So endeth the lesson. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott PS: Anyone from Thamesmead, Erith, Dartford or Swanley = SCUM !
thats not right abou people who shop in primark are scum.
i work relly hard for a living, and i can only afford clothing from there.
what you are saying is racist in many ways.
piggott why do you have to say such horrible things.
what is scum is these kids behaving the way they are.
i tell you what its not thier fault its that pizza they ate whilr wearing a primark top made them do it.
you are spitful.
i bet you are a lonley man with noone to love you so you vent your anger out on other people.
your going bald on top, so you think you can belittle people as it makes you feel compleat.
and if you are lucky to have a wife i bet she is blind and death, and pitted you.
so stop being narsty to other peoples way of life and take a good look in the mirror.
these kids act the way they do cos we let them and dont stand up to them, we show we are sceard, the gov have proved we are sceard.
so we have our selfs to blame. (but not all of us)
Posted by: S, Erith on 11:17pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Well, thank you for that comment, I now know what sort of person you are!
I notice that you do not state where you live.
I am not going to waste any more of my time with this now, as contrary to what you believe, I am grown up, and sensible and will rise above your comments and put it down to the fact that you are not a very nice little man and are very narrow minded!
For the record, I may live in Erith, but that does not mean that I mix with all of the people here or go out around this area.
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The All Knowing Guru, The Bathroom on 11:22pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Thanks for your attempt at humour, K from Bromley.

Unfortunately, your post was so boring I only got as far as the first few lines.

Please learn how to construct sentences and paragraphs to keep the punters interested.

Don't give up your day job at McDonalds.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Youth, SE London on 11:24pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge is a hoody wearing goon behind his pc screen LOL
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Legend, The Armchair on 11:27pm Mon 25 Feb 08
S, I am truly glad you are not going to waste any more of Your Lord's time.

In turn, I hope your family does not waste any more of the police's time or the taxpayers' money.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Billiard Room on 11:29pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Youth, you probably have plenty of experience of PCs - no doubt you have been arrested by them plenty of times.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Let's Agree to Differ on 11:30pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Erastus, My Lord,what a lot of cages you have rattled. Full marks for creating a reaction, it's been rather dull lately.
Posted by: Erastus The Curious, The Billiard Room on 11:34pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Thank you Let's.

It's good to be back in rehab.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Bedroom on 11:52pm Mon 25 Feb 08
It seems that yet again, Your Lord has triumphed over adversity.

I must now retire to contemplate my detractors with the knowledge that I am still the most intelligent, wise, innovative and imaginative of all the News Shopper Online readers (Locked & Loaded and Let's Agree To Differ excepted).

It fills with me with a deep contentment to rest my clever old head on my pillow knowing that nine out of ten cats prefer me.

Night, night. Make sure Your Lord doesn't bite.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott.
Posted by: Locked and Loaded on 11:59pm Mon 25 Feb 08
Good night my Lord.I hope Mr's Grimes has your tea,and toast (or 'crumpet') ready when you arise.
I'm 5 hours behind you,so I will try to hold the fort while you rest.
Regards,your faithfull servant L&L
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Tired, Under the covers on 12:07am Tue 26 Feb 08
Thank you, Locked.

Mister Sandman has come for me.

I will sleep soundly knowing you are protecting Piggott Place.

Have a good day. I will catch up tomorrow.

Erastus
Posted by: jj on 7:55am Tue 26 Feb 08
People working for or affiliated with local newspaper in Petts Wood = Scum?
Posted by: mark, Dartford on 8:26am Tue 26 Feb 08
Hope someone recognises the girl from Beckenham, then kicks her.
Posted by: mina bird, up a hoody tree on 8:44am Tue 26 Feb 08
Lookie here Lord Snooty Piggot,
instead of attacking innocent folks who happen to wear garments with a hood, why waste time venting your spleen here. Why don't you use your time more constructively by campaigning to ban the sale of them. The Teenager trash fashions shops .

And do not judge or ye may be judged also.
You seem to have a nasty delinquent streak in you of name calling.
There are folks out here far and away more intelligent than you are.
**
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Throne on 9:04am Tue 26 Feb 08
Alas Mina, you are not one of them.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: malachi, Brent on 9:13am Tue 26 Feb 08
Alas, LETPiggot,

Remove your pipe and slippers and get a life .
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Altar on 9:18am Tue 26 Feb 08
Why don't you all go and enlighten yourselves by reading my blogs, you unimaginative bunch of dopes?

Go on, make your day!

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: malachi, Brent on 9:32am Tue 26 Feb 08
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Why don\'t you all go and enlighten yourselves by reading my blogs, you unimaginative bunch of dopes? Go on, make your day! Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Do us all a favour, and FLUSH YOURSELF DOWN YOUR OWN BLOG !

,
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Pew on 9:40am Tue 26 Feb 08
It is not your fault, Malachi; you know not what you say.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Pulpit on 10:04am Tue 26 Feb 08
I had forgotten how dire Mottingham and Downham are.

Not quite as bad as Erith but well on the way.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: pc on 10:49am Tue 26 Feb 08
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
S, grow up! Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
you missed one person out yourself SCUM
Posted by: The real Me, Here on 10:59am Tue 26 Feb 08
pc wrote:
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote: S, grow up! Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
you missed one person out yourself SCUM
How very dare you pc.....you should be thoroughly ashamed. Leave our Lord alone - now sling your hook my friend. You do not want to see me when im angry.

Ill get you next time gadget.

xxx
Posted by: pc, keston park on 11:02am Tue 26 Feb 08
The real Me wrote:
pc wrote:
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote: S, grow up! Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
you missed one person out yourself SCUM
How very dare you pc.....you should be thoroughly ashamed. Leave our Lord alone - now sling your hook my friend. You do not want to see me when im angry. Ill get you next time gadget. xxx
GET A LIFE AND STOP FOLLOWING A LOW LIFE WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY AND YOU ALSO DONT SCARE ME I ALSO AM NOT NICE WHEN ANGRY
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Pew on 11:06am Tue 26 Feb 08
Do yourselves a favour and read this blog in the 'Your Shopper' section:

IF YOU LIVE IN A HORRIBLE AREA, WHY DEFEND IT?
Posted by Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott at 11:01am today

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 11:10am Tue 26 Feb 08
My Lord is back, hooray! It's been a while, just caught up with all these comments 100% entertainment!!!

Love you Lots xx
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Barn on 11:17am Tue 26 Feb 08
Thank you, Kitten.

I had to wait for the right moment but I must admit it is good to be back.

Erastus
Posted by: nr on 11:21am Tue 26 Feb 08
Pink Kitten wrote:
My Lord is back, hooray! It's been a while, just caught up with all these comments 100% entertainment!!! Love you Lots xx
a tad overboard pink kitten - do you have an overwhelming desire to be liked by anyone ?
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 11:30am Tue 26 Feb 08
Yes you could say that I am a fan....what's wrong with that. Sorry if I expressed too much excitement I forgot most people on this site are as depressing as Eastenders!
Posted by: Michael Tickner, White Hayes on 11:34am Tue 26 Feb 08
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
I had forgotten how dire Mottingham and Downham are.

Not quite as bad as Erith but well on the way.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
That is why we at LBB moved them out of the Borough & why we are planning the same action for Penge,Anerley & the Crays.

Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Stairs on 12:11pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Good Morning, Locked.

Thank you for holding the fault while I got my beauty sleep last night.

I think a lot of the scummy ones have given up trying to battle with Your Lord and decided to wrestle with their duvets instead.

I was hoping some of them would have the guts to leave a comment on today's blog but it seems they are too busy watching Jeremy Kyle.
Erastus
Posted by: S/W, London on 12:17pm Tue 26 Feb 08
I think it is probably in the best interest of contributors to this site and for the future health of Piggott if Piggott’s, socially inadequate rants are ignored.
This individual is clearly an inadequate, hence his self imposed “Lord” title and his unwarranted abuse of people that he does not know coupled with his belief that anyone has the slightest interest in his views is a classic form of grandiose behaviour usually associated with individuals completely out of touch with reality.
I am surprised that the News Shopper continues to allow such offensive contributions to litter its online editions
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Armchair on 12:37pm Tue 26 Feb 08
My future health, S/W?

Strange how you could not resist the temptation to leave a comment, isn't it?

A 'classic form of grandiose behaviour' if ever I have seen one.

YOUR LORD, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 12:38pm Tue 26 Feb 08
S/W wrote:
I think it is probably in the best interest of contributors to this site and for the future health of Piggott if Piggott’s, socially inadequate rants are ignored. This individual is clearly an inadequate, hence his self imposed “Lord” title and his unwarranted abuse of people that he does not know coupled with his belief that anyone has the slightest interest in his views is a classic form of grandiose behaviour usually associated with individuals completely out of touch with reality. I am surprised that the News Shopper continues to allow such offensive contributions to litter its online editions
You should write down your views more often it would be a great help for those people out there who have trouble sleeping at night, you almost sent me to sleep at my desk!
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Sofa on 12:48pm Tue 26 Feb 08
I think I have just worked out what the S and the W stand for but as this is a family newspaper I will not put pen to paper.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Sofa on 12:50pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Do yourselves a favour and read this blog in the 'Your Shopper' section:

IF YOU LIVE IN A HORRIBLE AREA, WHY DEFEND IT?
Posted by Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott at 11:01am today

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: mt on 1:17pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Good Morning, Locked. Thank you for holding the fault while I got my beauty sleep last night. I think a lot of the scummy ones have given up trying to battle with Your Lord and decided to wrestle with their duvets instead. I was hoping some of them would have the guts to leave a comment on today's blog but it seems they are too busy watching Jeremy Kyle. Erastus
Come come now Erastus wipe the sleep from your eyes....holding the ........? Is Mr Kyle still on t.v ? I thought it would have been consigned to american tv by now ! He and Ricki Lake could do a joint show.....:-(
Posted by: S/W, London on 1:19pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Piggott, narcissistic personality disorders are best treated by psychotherapy with a psychodynamic orientation. Your G.P should be able to refer you to a suitable practitioner. If you are unaware of what a narcissistic personality disorder is there are some very informative sites on the web.
No doubt Pink Kitten is by now sound asleep at her desk having become bored with medical words and therefore unable to concentrate on the other parts of the text. Sadly, this is characteristic of those who attach themselves to people that consider to be “cult” figures, such as Piggott due to their being weak-willed, gullible and easy to lead.
Posted by: nr on 1:35pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Like sheep ? thats why I asked if she needed to seek approval for the want of a better phrase. I was then compared to eastenders....which was quite funny last night actually, so I take that as a compliment.
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 1:36pm Tue 26 Feb 08
S/W wrote:
Piggott, narcissistic personality disorders are best treated by psychotherapy with a psychodynamic orientation. Your G.P should be able to refer you to a suitable practitioner. If you are unaware of what a narcissistic personality disorder is there are some very informative sites on the web. No doubt Pink Kitten is by now sound asleep at her desk having become bored with medical words and therefore unable to concentrate on the other parts of the text. Sadly, this is characteristic of those who attach themselves to people that consider to be “cult” figures, such as Piggott due to their being weak-willed, gullible and easy to lead.
Ahh bless this person wanted to work in the medical profession but couldn't get the grades by the sound of it and now works in a chemist! Never stop believing, you will pass the tests one day, once you lay off the drugs honey!
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Classroom on 1:50pm Tue 26 Feb 08
MT, you are quite right.

Thank you for pointing out the fault with my fort.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Classroom on 1:55pm Tue 26 Feb 08
S/W's School Report:

S/W must try to interact with his classmates and stop copying work from medical textbooks.

He seems to be easily-led and often forgets to take his own advice by replying to His Lord's witty comments.

He must try harder and learn to treat his elders with respect.

Grade: C-


Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Locked and Loaded on 1:56pm Tue 26 Feb 08
MT,I think you missed Lord P's malapropism.He was in fact thanking me for keeping an eye on the 'faults',whilst holding the fort.
It looks a like we have a Dr Phil wannabe as well now.
Posted by: Taxidermist, shop door on 1:57pm Tue 26 Feb 08
S/W wrote:
Piggott, narcissistic personality disorders are best treated by psychotherapy with a psychodynamic orientation. Your G.P should be able to refer you to a suitable practitioner. If you are unaware of what a narcissistic personality disorder is there are some very informative sites on the web. No doubt Pink Kitten is by now sound asleep at her desk having become bored with medical words and therefore unable to concentrate on the other parts of the text. Sadly, this is characteristic of those who attach themselves to people that consider to be “cult” figures, such as Piggott due to their being weak-willed, gullible and easy to lead.
S/W.
I do agree with your assessment of Piggott who obviously lives in fantasy world.
Butit is rather perlplexing why bother to read his boring, ad hominem, nauseating,
purile hogwash along with that sad doe eyed, scat brained Pink Puddle that's got the hot's for him. She's probably sitting on his lap now. Pass the bucket, I think I'm gonna hurl !

..
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, Bates Motel on 2:00pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Taxidermist, I could not give a 'stuff' what you think.

Also, sort your spelling, punctuation and grammar out!

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: S/W, London on 2:01pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Ms Kitten,
Denial is a defense mechanism in which a person is faced with a fact that is too painful to accept and rejects it instead, insisting that it is not true despite what may be overwhelming evidence.
As for my grades, don’t worry about them, they were just fine and my post qualifying grades were even better.
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Couch on 2:04pm Tue 26 Feb 08
S/W, what happened to this advice that you gave your fellow readers earlier?

'I think it is probably in the best interest of contributors to this site and for the future health of Piggott if Piggott’s, socially inadequate rants are ignored.'

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 2:08pm Tue 26 Feb 08
S/W wrote:
Ms Kitten, Denial is a defense mechanism in which a person is faced with a fact that is too painful to accept and rejects it instead, insisting that it is not true despite what may be overwhelming evidence. As for my grades, don’t worry about them, they were just fine and my post qualifying grades were even better.
That is your analysis of me... my analysis of you my dear is I can hear severe hostility in your voice I think you need to get yourself a partner and participate in some adult fun as it sounds like you haven't had any for a while. Whilst I myself am indeed spoken for there are lots of services on the internet for people like yourself!
Please remember not to add GSOH as that would be telling lies about yourself!
Have fun x x x
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Study on 2:21pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Goodbye, S/W.

Go and ring the 'speaking clock' and practise some of your chat-up lines.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Ha Ha Ha, smilingville on 2:25pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Oh dear Mr Lordship, looks like someone has sussed you and your little kitty out. An abusive, self obsessed, raving lunatic with a simple minded cult following. Bravo S/W
Posted by: sue, penge on 2:31pm Tue 26 Feb 08
now now children calm down. i have enjoyed all your comments but aren't you supposed to be talking about the story in the news shopper ?
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 2:35pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Ha Ha Ha wrote:
Oh dear Mr Lordship, looks like someone has sussed you and your little kitty out. An abusive, self obsessed, raving lunatic with a simple minded cult following. Bravo S/W
Amusing how someone with absolutely no sense of humour or personality whatsoever calls themselves Ha Ha Ha???
Posted by: NHS, London on 2:39pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Piggott and Kitten, thank you for your participation in Dr S/Ws little lunchtime experiment. Your responses were just as predicted. Carry on the good work.
Posted by: mt on 2:48pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Locked and Loaded wrote:
MT,I think you missed Lord P's malapropism.He was in fact thanking me for keeping an eye on the 'faults',whilst holding the fort. It looks a like we have a Dr Phil wannabe as well now.
I think I know your sister anna lyst. I do believe I was addressing the organ grinder, not the monkey ;-). If you are correct why did he thank me for pointing out his error ?
Posted by: Ha Ha Ha, Smilingville on 2:55pm Tue 26 Feb 08
And being used as lab rats too! It gets better.
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 3:00pm Tue 26 Feb 08
FYI S/W has finished his lunch break and has to get back to the chemist counter now as the prescriptions have been mounting up in his absence.
Posted by: The real Me, Here on 3:16pm Tue 26 Feb 08
pc wrote:
The real Me wrote:
pc wrote:
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote: S, grow up! Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
you missed one person out yourself SCUM
How very dare you pc.....you should be thoroughly ashamed. Leave our Lord alone - now sling your hook my friend. You do not want to see me when im angry. Ill get you next time gadget. xxx
GET A LIFE AND STOP FOLLOWING A LOW LIFE WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY AND YOU ALSO DONT SCARE ME I ALSO AM NOT NICE WHEN ANGRY
hehehe, you are silly you big wet lettuce

xxx
Posted by: mt on 3:21pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Me thinks the wet lettuce has been watching "the hulk"...
"you wouldnt like me when I'm angry" :-(
Posted by: Ha Ha Ha, Smilingville on 3:28pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Pink Kitty, old thing you're repeating yourself, Chemist counter indeed. Not so good at taking a bit of cheek are you?Do I smell Edam or do you more Intellectual lab rats have fine English cheddar ?
Posted by: The real Me, Here on 3:42pm Tue 26 Feb 08
mt wrote:
Me thinks the wet lettuce has been watching "the hulk"... "you wouldnt like me when I'm angry" :-(
Tell me about it mt, i was just messing around too. Some people take things so seriously on here. Take Ha Ha Ha for example. A prime example of a Wally Perkins if ever i saw one.

Ta ta for now

xxx
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Armchair on 4:10pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Indeed, take Ha Ha Ha ... somebody, please!

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 4:22pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Ha Ha Ha from Simpleville is in a world of his own!
Posted by: Frankenstein, My Lab on 4:39pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Look everyone…the…lunchti
me experiments…they live…they live!
Posted by: Locked and Loaded on 5:19pm Tue 26 Feb 08
MT,your comment's made me smile I must admit.After reading Lord P's latest Blog,it would seem you have given the game away !!.You know all about 'organ' grinding yourself it would seem.

Regards L & L
Posted by: Jade Young Youth <3, South East on 8:36pm Tue 26 Feb 08
Anyone, regardless of age or background who wears a hoody = scum.

Anyone who does not believe this = scum.

Anyone who defends low-life miscreants who treat their mums well when they are home (a bit like the Krays did) but commit antisocial behaviour when they go out, leaving mum to gorge herself on takeaways and Superkings washed down by Bacardi Breezers = scum.

Anyone wearing clothes bought from Primark = scum.

Anyone who fills their chest freezers with frozen pizzas from Iceland = scum.

Anyone called Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum.

Anyone chris