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| Chief Superintendent Tony Dawson BE9850 |
BEXLEY has kept its reputation as one of the safest boroughs in London, with another fall in recorded crime.
Borough commander Chief Superintendent Tony Dawson said around half of the reductions in crimes such as assault and criminal damage are down to measures taken by police, in partnership with Bexley Council.
These include the crackdown on licensing and underage drinking, the introduction of dispersal zones and alcohol-free zones and the work of street pastors.
Criminal damage was down from 3,997 in 2006/07 compared with 3,406 in 2007/8.
Assaults were also down from 2,889 to 2,422.
Rape was down from 35 cases in 2006/07 to 21 last year, which Mr Dawson attributed to the success of Bexley's Sapphire team, which boasts a 90-per-cent detection rate.
He said: "We are using murder inquiry techniques and Bexley is second to none in investigation and support for victims."
Domestic violence figures have been another success, with incidents down from 1,193 to 1,036, and Bexleyheath's specialist unit has the highest detection rate in the Met.
But Mr Dawson urged caution with regard to the drop in racist crime, where incidents fell from 353 to 227.
He said: "I am not celebrating because I am not convinced all the racist incidents are being reported."
Mr Dawson urged people to come forward if they suffered racial abuse, using third parties to report the incident if necessary.
But the end of year crime figures did not produce all good news.
Domestic burglaries were up from 1,105 to 1,244, despite a dedicated burglary team.
Mr Dawson said he had boosted numbers on the team with experienced officers and more cars.
He added: "We have now stabilised the situation and we are doing what we can to deter prolific offenders."
Thefts from cars is also up, from 1,191 to 1,572, although Mr Dawson claimed it was still well below the figures for other, similar
boroughs.
Mr Dawson pledged burglary and assault rates will come down this year.
He said: "Crimes of the most concern to the public are down by a fifth and we are planning to be even more successful next year."
10:32am Wednesday 30th April 2008
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CommentPosted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, Bexley Village on 10:43am Wed 30 Apr 08
Except for [bold]Erith[/bold] which is more dangerous than it has ever been before.
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
Except for
Erith which is more dangerous than it has ever been before.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Tess, ERITH on 10:51am Wed 30 Apr 08
"LORD" Cant wait to read the comment you leave about the street brawl in your very own Bexley Village. Im getting bored of the Erith bashing!!!!! Yawn yawn.
"LORD" Cant wait to read the comment you leave about the street brawl in your very own Bexley Village. Im getting bored of the Erith bashing!!!!! Yawn yawn.
Posted by: andy, erith on 10:59am Wed 30 Apr 08
what a complete load of crap.there are youth gangs in every town and that includes bexley.lord anus you talk complete garbage and you are a total idiot.
what a complete load of crap.there are youth gangs in every town and that includes bexley.lord anus you talk complete garbage and you are a total idiot.
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 11:06am Wed 30 Apr 08
Some parts of Thamesmead come under the Bexley Borough surely these areas cannot be considered as safe? I wouldn't walk around Erith, Slade Green or Thamesmead after dark. Have you seen the people that inhabit these areas?
Some parts of Thamesmead come under the Bexley Borough surely these areas cannot be considered as safe? I wouldn't walk around Erith, Slade Green or Thamesmead after dark. Have you seen the people that inhabit these areas?
Posted by: Tess, Erith on 11:13am Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Pink Kitten[/bold] wrote:
Some parts of Thamesmead come under the Bexley Borough surely these areas cannot be considered as safe? I wouldn't walk around Erith, Slade Green or Thamesmead after dark. Have you seen the people that inhabit these areas?[/quote] Kitten, I walk my dog every night at 11pm on my own and feel very safe, I live on a very sought after road in Erith along with some of the most decent law abideing and community spirited people i know, Please dont tar us all with same brush.
Pink Kitten wrote:
Some parts of Thamesmead come under the Bexley Borough surely these areas cannot be considered as safe? I wouldn't walk around Erith, Slade Green or Thamesmead after dark. Have you seen the people that inhabit these areas?
Kitten, I walk my dog every night at 11pm on my own and feel very safe, I live on a very sought after road in Erith along with some of the most decent law abideing and community spirited people i know, Please dont tar us all with same brush.
Posted by: gone4good, surrey on 11:25am Wed 30 Apr 08
Its become the norm in any buisness to massage statistics.The appears to be no shame in fiddling the figures to meet the needs of management/bosses to pretend they have met/exceeded the targets set to them. As it is seen as failure for them. So the brown nose snifflers lie to please the various departments rather than tell the truth. Either it be on crime,immigration or performance they have made. Its no longer fashionable to tell the truth much better to lie and stick you head in the sand as chaos rules in the UK.To make it even worst quite often these lying idiots are at the top end of the pay scales. Whilst hard working Nurses real Engineers and many more lower payed employees work the butts off to keep the UK from sinking into a hole which these overpaid morons are digging us into. They should all be sacked for the lies and the deceit.Remember one day the truth will OUT.
Its become the norm in any buisness to massage statistics.The appears to be no shame in fiddling the figures to meet the needs of management/bosses to pretend they have met/exceeded the targets set to them. As it is seen as failure for them. So the brown nose snifflers lie to please the various departments rather than tell the truth. Either it be on crime,immigration or performance they have made. Its no longer fashionable to tell the truth much better to lie and stick you head in the sand as chaos rules in the UK.To make it even worst quite often these lying idiots are at the top end of the pay scales. Whilst hard working Nurses real Engineers and many more lower payed employees work the butts off to keep the UK from sinking into a hole which these overpaid morons are digging us into. They should all be sacked for the lies and the deceit.Remember one day the truth will OUT.
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott on 11:25am Wed 30 Apr 08
Tess, if you feel so safe it is obvious that you are on the same level as some of the more unsavoury characters in the neighbourhood.
Is you dog a staffordshire bull terrier by any chance?
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
Tess, if you feel so safe it is obvious that you are on the same level as some of the more unsavoury characters in the neighbourhood.
Is you dog a staffordshire bull terrier by any chance?
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott on 11:32am Wed 30 Apr 08
I notice that Andy has gone and lost his temper again.
Still, I would not be particularly cheerful if I was reduced to living in Erith.
Judging by Andy's punctuations skills I dare say he cannot get a better paid job - if he works at all that is.
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
I notice that Andy has gone and lost his temper again.
Still, I would not be particularly cheerful if I was reduced to living in Erith.
Judging by Andy's punctuations skills I dare say he cannot get a better paid job - if he works at all that is.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Sunny, London on 11:39am Wed 30 Apr 08
Erastus
Andy needs to wash his mouth out with soap! He is so jeslous of you and your lady followers - 'cos he has got none!! Ha, ha, has made my day1 Sunny x
Erastus
Andy needs to wash his mouth out with soap! He is so jeslous of you and your lady followers - 'cos he has got none!! Ha, ha, has made my day1 Sunny x
Posted by: Sunny, London on 11:42am Wed 30 Apr 08
Also Erastus, you have loads of messages on your blogg from you lovely darling girlies! We are all missing you and asking lots of questions! Please visit [bold]Lord Erastus;s[/bold] [bold]site[/bold] - the one you set up!! Hugs x
Also Erastus, you have loads of messages on your blogg from you lovely darling girlies! We are all missing you and asking lots of questions! Please visit
Lord Erastus;s site - the one you set up!! Hugs x
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 11:42am Wed 30 Apr 08
Tess you say you walk your dog alone late at night, if you have a dog with you you are not alone are you? A dog can be a form of protection!
Tess you say you walk your dog alone late at night, if you have a dog with you you are not alone are you? A dog can be a form of protection!
Posted by: Tess, Erith on 11:44am Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold] wrote:
Tess, if you feel so safe it is obvious that you are on the same level as some of the more unsavoury characters in the neighbourhood. Is you dog a staffordshire bull terrier by any chance? [bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold] [/quote] Yes, my old boy is a staffy, he is 11 years old and part of our family.
I feel safe because it is safe, its called a good old fashioned COMMUNITY!!!!
I see Bexley Vilage is hitting the headline today, not so perfect now are we?!!!
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Tess, if you feel so safe it is obvious that you are on the same level as some of the more unsavoury characters in the neighbourhood. Is you dog a staffordshire bull terrier by any chance? Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Yes, my old boy is a staffy, he is 11 years old and part of our family.
I feel safe because it is safe, its called a good old fashioned COMMUNITY!!!!
I see Bexley Vilage is hitting the headline today, not so perfect now are we?!!!
Posted by: Tess, ERITH on 11:47am Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Pink Kitten[/bold] wrote:
Tess you say you walk your dog alone late at night, if you have a dog with you you are not alone are you? A dog can be a form of protection! [/quote] You must be joking my old boy scarpers from cats!!!!
LOL
Pink Kitten wrote:
Tess you say you walk your dog alone late at night, if you have a dog with you you are not alone are you? A dog can be a form of protection!
You must be joking my old boy scarpers from cats!!!!
LOL
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 11:50am Wed 30 Apr 08
Maybe it is your face that would scare thugs off then, most people who live in Erith don't look the full ticket do they?
Maybe it is your face that would scare thugs off then, most people who live in Erith don't look the full ticket do they?
Posted by: Tess, Erith on 11:51am Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Sunny[/bold] wrote:
Also Erastus, you have loads of messages on your blogg from you lovely darling girlies! We are all missing you and asking lots of questions! Please visit [bold]Lord Erastus;s[/bold] [bold]site[/bold] - the one you set up!! Hugs x[/quote] MMmmmmm, Bet sunny is really "The Lord"
May i ask sunny have you ever seen "The Lord"?.
Im betting he is old, fat and has a stained mesh vest on and matching Y-Fronts!!!
HA Ha
PMSL
Sunny wrote:
Also Erastus, you have loads of messages on your blogg from you lovely darling girlies! We are all missing you and asking lots of questions! Please visit Lord Erastus;s site - the one you set up!! Hugs x
MMmmmmm, Bet sunny is really "The Lord"
May i ask sunny have you ever seen "The Lord"?.
Im betting he is old, fat and has a stained mesh vest on and matching Y-Fronts!!!
HA Ha
PMSL
Posted by: AP, At work on 11:55am Wed 30 Apr 08
I live in Erith (Park Crescent). Apart from the Bexley Village idiot where do the rest of you live that is so much better?
I live in Erith (Park Crescent). Apart from the Bexley Village idiot where do the rest of you live that is so much better?
Posted by: Tess, Erith on 11:56am Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Pink Kitten[/bold] wrote:
Maybe it is your face that would scare thugs off then, most people who live in Erith don't look the full ticket do they?[/quote] Dont really think you had to get nasty to get your point across.
My hubby tells me every day im beutiful then pulls the bag back over my head!!!!
Pink Kitten wrote:
Maybe it is your face that would scare thugs off then, most people who live in Erith don't look the full ticket do they?
Dont really think you had to get nasty to get your point across.
My hubby tells me every day im beutiful then pulls the bag back over my head!!!!
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott on 12:00pm Wed 30 Apr 08
What a surprise, Tess is a chav.
Andy, the difference between you and me is that when I make a mistake it is purely the slip of a finger on the keyboard whereas all your mistakes are due to your ignorance and poor education.
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
What a surprise, Tess is a chav.
Andy, the difference between you and me is that when I make a mistake it is purely the slip of a finger on the keyboard whereas all your mistakes are due to your ignorance and poor education.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Tess, Erith on 12:11pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold] wrote:
What a surprise, Tess is a chav. Andy, the difference between you and me is that when I make a mistake it is purely the slip of a finger on the keyboard whereas all your mistakes are due to your ignorance and poor education. [bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold] [/quote] BORING.
Where does it state that you must use correct punctuation at all times when leaving a comment on this site?.
We all have the right and the freedom (Thank God) to leave comments spelling errors and all!!!!
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
What a surprise, Tess is a chav. Andy, the difference between you and me is that when I make a mistake it is purely the slip of a finger on the keyboard whereas all your mistakes are due to your ignorance and poor education. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
BORING.
Where does it state that you must use correct punctuation at all times when leaving a comment on this site?.
We all have the right and the freedom (Thank God) to leave comments spelling errors and all!!!!
Posted by: Lady Muck, The Manor Harse on 12:13pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Pink Kitten[/bold] wrote:
Maybe it is your face that would scare thugs off then, most people who live in Erith don\'t look the full ticket do they?[/quote] PINK KITTEN!!!!! I do believe you are trying to score brownie points in order to gain the Lords affections!!
Tut tut!
Though I must confess I've never been to Erif.
Pink Kitten wrote:
Maybe it is your face that would scare thugs off then, most people who live in Erith don\'t look the full ticket do they?
PINK KITTEN!!!!! I do believe you are trying to score brownie points in order to gain the Lords affections!!
Tut tut!
Though I must confess I've never been to Erif.
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 12:18pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Lord Erastus knows me from old and knows that it is simply a case of great minds think alike! If you have never been to Erif then you just wouldn't understand the mentality of the people who reside there! Go there one day just to educate yourself so you can keep up to speed!
Lord Erastus knows me from old and knows that it is simply a case of great minds think alike! If you have never been to Erif then you just wouldn't understand the mentality of the people who reside there! Go there one day just to educate yourself so you can keep up to speed!
Posted by: Bexley Lover on 12:18pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Did you see Bexley village on St George's Day? There must have been at least 4 fights especially from Tracks Bar so its not perfect there, although if there is anyone out there who can really believe that Erith, Thamesmead, Sidcup, Orpington or any other surrounding area is better than Bexley can you please show me your evidence! I live in Orpington
Did you see Bexley village on St George's Day? There must have been at least 4 fights especially from Tracks Bar so its not perfect there, although if there is anyone out there who can really believe that Erith, Thamesmead, Sidcup, Orpington or any other surrounding area is better than Bexley can you please show me your evidence! I live in Orpington
Posted by: Claire, DA8 on 12:27pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Pink Kitten[/bold] wrote:
Some parts of Thamesmead come under the Bexley Borough surely these areas cannot be considered as safe? I wouldn't walk around Erith, Slade Green or Thamesmead after dark. Have you seen the people that inhabit these areas?[/quote] Yes I have seen the people who inhabit these areas because i am one of them. I can honestly say that I would walk around on my own and feel safe. OK you probably get some idiots but then you get that everywhere now. I live in a lovely little road, my neighbours are lovely an I can honestly say I have never had any trouble there.
Pink Kitten wrote:
Some parts of Thamesmead come under the Bexley Borough surely these areas cannot be considered as safe? I wouldn't walk around Erith, Slade Green or Thamesmead after dark. Have you seen the people that inhabit these areas?
Yes I have seen the people who inhabit these areas because i am one of them. I can honestly say that I would walk around on my own and feel safe. OK you probably get some idiots but then you get that everywhere now. I live in a lovely little road, my neighbours are lovely an I can honestly say I have never had any trouble there.
Posted by: Tess DA8 TOO, Erith on 12:31pm Wed 30 Apr 08
HEAR HEAR Claire!!!
Posted by: AP, At work on 12:32pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]AP[/bold] wrote:
I live in Erith (Park Crescent). Apart from the Bexley Village idiot where do the rest of you live that is so much better?[/quote] Anyone?
AP wrote:
I live in Erith (Park Crescent). Apart from the Bexley Village idiot where do the rest of you live that is so much better?
Anyone?
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 12:37pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Claire/Tess
Now Tess we have established that you have the staffordshire bull terrier, how about you Claire?
Do you both also have the tattoos, large hooped earrings and the fake tracksuits and baseball hats to match?
Claire/Tess
Now Tess we have established that you have the staffordshire bull terrier, how about you Claire?
Do you both also have the tattoos, large hooped earrings and the fake tracksuits and baseball hats to match?
Posted by: Tess, Erith on 12:43pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Pink Kitten[/bold] wrote:
Claire/Tess Now Tess we have established that you have the staffordshire bull terrier, how about you Claire? Do you both also have the tattoos, large hooped earrings and the fake tracksuits and baseball hats to match?[/quote] I only ever wear Tiffanys and as for the tracksuit im more of a River Island girl thanks. I pay far to much having my hair done every week to then put a stupid cap on it, i will leave that to younger generation.
Pink Kitten wrote:
Claire/Tess Now Tess we have established that you have the staffordshire bull terrier, how about you Claire? Do you both also have the tattoos, large hooped earrings and the fake tracksuits and baseball hats to match?
I only ever wear Tiffanys and as for the tracksuit im more of a River Island girl thanks. I pay far to much having my hair done every week to then put a stupid cap on it, i will leave that to younger generation.
Posted by: Claire, DA8 on 1:01pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Pink Kitten[/bold] wrote:
Claire/Tess Now Tess we have established that you have the staffordshire bull terrier, how about you Claire? Do you both also have the tattoos, large hooped earrings and the fake tracksuits and baseball hats to match?[/quote] No I do not own a dog, my partner and myself are both out all day at work so do not think it would be fair to leave a dog alone all day.
I dont wear tracksuits only a suit for the office. I have no tattoos and I wear whatever earrings I feel will compliment my outfit.
Not that I have to explain myself to you. I am just fed up with peoples attitude that just because someone is from Slade Green, Erith, Thamesmead or Abbey Wood means they must be a chav. I have been in employment since I was 15 years old and have never been out of work since. Myself and my boyfriend saved very hard for the last 5 years so that we could buy our first property last year. I have many froms who are also from these areas who are not in the slightest bit chavvy and have also worked very hard for what they have.
Please please do not asssume that just because someone is from an area which you do not approve of means that they are any less a person you are and deserve to be spoken to in the way you have been.
Pink Kitten wrote:
Claire/Tess Now Tess we have established that you have the staffordshire bull terrier, how about you Claire? Do you both also have the tattoos, large hooped earrings and the fake tracksuits and baseball hats to match?
No I do not own a dog, my partner and myself are both out all day at work so do not think it would be fair to leave a dog alone all day.
I dont wear tracksuits only a suit for the office. I have no tattoos and I wear whatever earrings I feel will compliment my outfit.
Not that I have to explain myself to you. I am just fed up with peoples attitude that just because someone is from Slade Green, Erith, Thamesmead or Abbey Wood means they must be a chav. I have been in employment since I was 15 years old and have never been out of work since. Myself and my boyfriend saved very hard for the last 5 years so that we could buy our first property last year. I have many froms who are also from these areas who are not in the slightest bit chavvy and have also worked very hard for what they have.
Please please do not asssume that just because someone is from an area which you do not approve of means that they are any less a person you are and deserve to be spoken to in the way you have been.
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Armchair on 1:36pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Clair, when one reads that you left school at 15 it is not really surprising that you had to save for 5 years in order to buy a house.
Why not try some night classes to enable you to gain a qualification and a better job, then you can leave [bold]Erith[/bold] behind forever?
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
Clair, when one reads that you left school at 15 it is not really surprising that you had to save for 5 years in order to buy a house.
Why not try some night classes to enable you to gain a qualification and a better job, then you can leave
Erith behind forever?
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott on 1:38pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Apologies: [italic]Claire[/italic].
You see, I do not find it hard to admit to my mistakes so why do you?
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
Apologies:
Claire.
You see, I do not find it hard to admit to my mistakes so why do you?
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Sad to be British on 1:46pm Wed 30 Apr 08
If you people do not realise by now that "The Lord" (God that sticks in my throat)writes his funny little comments to create a reaction you obviously never will!
I do not know him personally, thankfully, but I do know he has family in Erith, thats what makes reading his rubbish so funny.
I actually thought it was a lady(use the term lightly) until my friend told me who it is, how funny!
If you people do not realise by now that "The Lord" (God that sticks in my throat)writes his funny little comments to create a reaction you obviously never will!
I do not know him personally, thankfully, but I do know he has family in Erith, thats what makes reading his rubbish so funny.
I actually thought it was a lady(use the term lightly) until my friend told me who it is, how funny!
Posted by: Claire, DA8 on 1:51pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Where did I state that I left school at 15? I had a job whilst I was in my last year at school. I gained very good grades and went on to gain further qualifications. I actually work at well respected insurance brokers in the City where I am still studying to gain further qualifications. So please do not judge or think that you know me because of my postcode.
I do not feel the need to admit to any mistakes as I do not believe I have made any. I am a hard working have always paid my way, never accepted any handouts and never been in trouble of any kind.
Where did I state that I left school at 15? I had a job whilst I was in my last year at school. I gained very good grades and went on to gain further qualifications. I actually work at well respected insurance brokers in the City where I am still studying to gain further qualifications. So please do not judge or think that you know me because of my postcode.
I do not feel the need to admit to any mistakes as I do not believe I have made any. I am a hard working have always paid my way, never accepted any handouts and never been in trouble of any kind.
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Bar on 1:52pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[bold]Sad To Be British[/bold], utter piffle from you as usual.
It is a shame that you were unable to leave a comment about the article but then again [bold]Your Lord[/bold] is a fascinating character worthy of discussion.
Praise and embrace [bold]Your Lord[/bold] before it is too late.
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
Sad To Be British, utter piffle from you as usual.
It is a shame that you were unable to leave a comment about the article but then again
Your Lord is a fascinating character worthy of discussion.
Praise and embrace
Your Lord before it is too late.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The University on 1:55pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Of course you have [bold]Claire[/bold].
I believe you, thousands wouldn't.
By the way, are you busy 'working' at this moment or your boss's time on the internet.
The latter, methinks.
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
Of course you have
Claire.
I believe you, thousands wouldn't.
By the way, are you busy 'working' at this moment or your boss's time on the internet.
The latter, methinks.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Claire, DA8 on 2:03pm Wed 30 Apr 08
No I am not busy working at the moment as I am on a few days holiday from work, not that I have to explain myself to you.
No I am not busy working at the moment as I am on a few days holiday from work, not that I have to explain myself to you.
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, Harrods on 2:05pm Wed 30 Apr 08
I am sure that [bold]Primark[/bold] is missing you on the till.
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
I am sure that
Primark is missing you on the till.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Claire, DA8 on 2:11pm Wed 30 Apr 08
I am not going to be dragged in to this.
I am not going to be dragged in to this.
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Newsagents on 2:13pm Wed 30 Apr 08
I daresay you would rather [italic]drag[/italic] on a [bold]Superking[/bold]!
Enjoy your McDonalds' tonight.
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
I daresay you would rather
drag on a
Superking!
Enjoy your McDonalds' tonight.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Sad to be British on 2:15pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Oh dear have I hit a raw nerve........the truth hurts.
Praise and embrace you before its too late! Why where you going, off to your make believe world?. Theres something quite unnerving about a grown man playing lets pretend!
Anyway off to see my posh friends in Barnehurst now, just cant wait to breath the fresh air as I drive out of Erith......NOT!
I passed comment on the fact you continue to rave on about how bad Erith is, I didnt need to pass comment on the article because a bit like what comes out of your wee mouth its all made up rubbish. The reason crime figures are down maybe because people dont bother reporting them as they know its a waste of time and without evidence the police cant press charges.......you happy now.
Oh dear have I hit a raw nerve........the truth hurts.
Praise and embrace you before its too late! Why where you going, off to your make believe world?. Theres something quite unnerving about a grown man playing lets pretend!
Anyway off to see my posh friends in Barnehurst now, just cant wait to breath the fresh air as I drive out of Erith......NOT!
I passed comment on the fact you continue to rave on about how bad Erith is, I didnt need to pass comment on the article because a bit like what comes out of your wee mouth its all made up rubbish. The reason crime figures are down maybe because people dont bother reporting them as they know its a waste of time and without evidence the police cant press charges.......you happy now.
Posted by: Claire, DA8 on 2:18pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold] wrote:
I daresay you would rather [italic]drag[/italic] on a [bold]Superking[/bold]! Enjoy your McDonalds' tonight. [bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold] [/quote] Pathetic.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
I daresay you would rather drag on a Superking! Enjoy your McDonalds' tonight. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Pathetic.
Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, Not Erith on 2:20pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Oh dear, you believe [bold]Barnehurst[/bold] is posh.
I like the way you give the excuse that you are going out as an excuse for conceding the argument.
By the way, it is [italic]breathe[/italic] not 'breath'.
I hope not to hear from you again.
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
Oh dear, you believe
Barnehurst is posh.
I like the way you give the excuse that you are going out as an excuse for conceding the argument.
By the way, it is
breathe not 'breath'.
I hope not to hear from you again.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott on 2:21pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[bold]Claire[/bold], are you getting dragged back in by any chance?
It is you who is 'pathetic'.
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
Claire, are you getting dragged back in by any chance?
It is you who is 'pathetic'.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: AP, At work on 2:22pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Claire[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold] wrote: I daresay you would rather [italic]drag[/italic] on a [bold]Superking[/bold]! Enjoy your McDonalds' tonight. [bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold] [/quote] Pathetic. [/quote] He thinks he's John Wilson.
Claire wrote:
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote: I daresay you would rather drag on a Superking! Enjoy your McDonalds' tonight. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Pathetic.
He thinks he's John Wilson.
Posted by: Tess, Erith on 2:28pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold] wrote:
I daresay you would rather [italic]drag[/italic] on a [bold]Superking[/bold]! Enjoy your McDonalds' tonight. [bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold] [/quote] Claire my lovely dont take anything piggot has to say to heart, He has no freinds and spends all day on here nit picking at all and sundry.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
I daresay you would rather drag on a Superking! Enjoy your McDonalds' tonight. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Claire my lovely dont take anything piggot has to say to heart, He has no freinds and spends all day on here nit picking at all and sundry.
Posted by: Jade on 2:42pm Wed 30 Apr 08
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahe
hehehehehehehehehehe
hehohohohohohoho. Now pull the other one!
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahe
hehehehehehehehehehe
hehohohohohohoho. Now pull the other one!
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 2:42pm Wed 30 Apr 08
My Lord you cannot help people like Claire and Tess, they live in a chavtastic world and care for nothing other than fake Burberry accessories. It's sad but true!
My Lord you cannot help people like Claire and Tess, they live in a chavtastic world and care for nothing other than fake Burberry accessories. It's sad but true!
Posted by: Joe, Bexleyheath on 2:42pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold] wrote:
Clair, when one reads that you left school at 15 it is not really surprising that you had to save for 5 years in order to buy a house.
Why not try some night classes to enable you to gain a qualification and a better job, then you can leave [bold]Erith[/bold] behind forever?
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold] [/quote] To Lord,
You are a ****.
You spend all day on here taking the **** out of peoples homes, clothing & lifestyle.
You are probably some sad middle aged man still living with your parents who has nothing better to do than sit alone in front of your computer writing stupid little comments on websites.
Here's an idea... Why don't you go & get a life. Or maybe even a job, as i find it hard to imagine you even have one seeing as all you seem to do is be on here...ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
Anybody agree?
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Clair, when one reads that you left school at 15 it is not really surprising that you had to save for 5 years in order to buy a house.
Why not try some night classes to enable you to gain a qualification and a better job, then you can leave Erith behind forever?
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
To Lord,
You are a ****.
You spend all day on here taking the **** out of peoples homes, clothing & lifestyle.
You are probably some sad middle aged man still living with your parents who has nothing better to do than sit alone in front of your computer writing stupid little comments on websites.
Here's an idea... Why don't you go & get a life. Or maybe even a job, as i find it hard to imagine you even have one seeing as all you seem to do is be on here...ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
Anybody agree?
Posted by: AP, At work on 2:47pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Pink Kitten[/bold] wrote:
My Lord you cannot help people like Claire and Tess, they live in a chavtastic world and care for nothing other than fake Burberry accessories. It's sad but true![/quote] Is that the best you can do?
Pink Kitten wrote:
My Lord you cannot help people like Claire and Tess, they live in a chavtastic world and care for nothing other than fake Burberry accessories. It's sad but true!
Is that the best you can do?
Posted by: Tess, Erith on 2:47pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Im with you on that one Joe, how sad his life must be sitting scratching his ar** allday typing insults and being a pain in the before mentioned.
Im with you on that one Joe, how sad his life must be sitting scratching his ar** allday typing insults and being a pain in the before mentioned.
Posted by: BB, Sidcup on 2:48pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Well said Joe!!
Posted by: mt on 2:53pm Wed 30 Apr 08
It's his opinion and he along with everyone else is entitled to it. It's you lot that are up in arms name calling etc.
It's his opinion and he along with everyone else is entitled to it. It's you lot that are up in arms name calling etc.
Posted by: Donna on 2:54pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Sad to be British-How dare you leave the E off of breathe!
Pink Kitten- you should rename yourself "toe nails" as thats all you can see poking out of the idiots backside! GET A LIFE HE IS MADE UP!
Joe-top man you said what everyone else thinks.....apart from the brown nosing kitten.
Sad to be British-How dare you leave the E off of breathe!
Pink Kitten- you should rename yourself "toe nails" as thats all you can see poking out of the idiots backside! GET A LIFE HE IS MADE UP!
Joe-top man you said what everyone else thinks.....apart from the brown nosing kitten.
Posted by: Claire, DA* on 3:00pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]mt[/bold] wrote:
It's his opinion and he along with everyone else is entitled to it. It's you lot that are up in arms name calling etc. [/quote] I am all for people having their own opinion but when you purposfully make untrue personal comments about someone else just because of their post code? Thats not an opinion thats just nasty.
mt wrote:
It's his opinion and he along with everyone else is entitled to it. It's you lot that are up in arms name calling etc.
I am all for people having their own opinion but when you purposfully make untrue personal comments about someone else just because of their post code? Thats not an opinion thats just nasty.
Posted by: Claire, DA8 on 3:02pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Pink Kitten[/bold] wrote:
My Lord you cannot help people like Claire and Tess, they live in a chavtastic world and care for nothing other than fake Burberry accessories. It's sad but true![/quote] You do not know me or anything about me so please refrain from making such pathetic remarks about me.
Pink Kitten wrote:
My Lord you cannot help people like Claire and Tess, they live in a chavtastic world and care for nothing other than fake Burberry accessories. It's sad but true!
You do not know me or anything about me so please refrain from making such pathetic remarks about me.
Posted by: Lucy on 3:05pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Pink Kitten and Lord Erastus
Had an affair one day
The horse was in its stable
The missus gone away.
Pink Kitten wore a collar
And a furry pink pom pom
Lord Erastus he wore nothing but the sheets he lay upon.
But their lovemaking was shortened
by a knocking on the door
For the butler had been present
He reported what he saw!
It hit the local headlines
The crime rate had increased
Lord Erastus has been sentenced and ne'er to be released!
Pink Kitten has been rehomed
After a lengthy stay,
of rehabilitation
with the good ol' RSPCA!
Pink Kitten and Lord Erastus
Had an affair one day
The horse was in its stable
The missus gone away.
Pink Kitten wore a collar
And a furry pink pom pom
Lord Erastus he wore nothing but the sheets he lay upon.
But their lovemaking was shortened
by a knocking on the door
For the butler had been present
He reported what he saw!
It hit the local headlines
The crime rate had increased
Lord Erastus has been sentenced and ne'er to be released!
Pink Kitten has been rehomed
After a lengthy stay,
of rehabilitation
with the good ol' RSPCA!
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 3:10pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Oh Lucy you must be so proud of yourself darling, well done you!
Oh Lucy you must be so proud of yourself darling, well done you!
Posted by: AP, At work on 3:16pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Pink Kitten[/bold] wrote:
Oh Lucy you must be so proud of yourself darling, well done you![/quote] Is that how you feel as you try to belittle others with your fantastic witty comments?
Pink Kitten wrote:
Oh Lucy you must be so proud of yourself darling, well done you!
Is that how you feel as you try to belittle others with your fantastic witty comments?
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 3:18pm Wed 30 Apr 08
AP why don't you get on with some work?
There are still lots more trollies that need to be collected out of the car park!
AP why don't you get on with some work?
There are still lots more trollies that need to be collected out of the car park!
Posted by: AP, At work on 3:23pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Oh my sides are starting to split. No trolleys here dear.
Oh my sides are starting to split. No trolleys here dear.
Posted by: Lucy on 3:25pm Wed 30 Apr 08
No trolleys here except the one I fell off of!
No trolleys here except the one I fell off of!
Posted by: Donna on 3:49pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Pink Kitten[/bold] wrote:
AP why don't you get on with some work? There are still lots more trollies that need to be collected out of the car park![/quote] Toe nails:Oh how funny, do you realise how silly you look, as much as he bugs me the silly arse who calls himself "The Lord" is quite funny. You remind me of someone thats really bad at telling a Lee Evans joke and it just dies before it reaches the punch line........basicall
y what I'm trying to say is you are poo at being sarcasic, stick to something your good at......go clean your litter tray or clip those nails before you do his bottom some damage
Pink Kitten wrote:
AP why don't you get on with some work? There are still lots more trollies that need to be collected out of the car park!
Toe nails:Oh how funny, do you realise how silly you look, as much as he bugs me the silly arse who calls himself "The Lord" is quite funny. You remind me of someone thats really bad at telling a Lee Evans joke and it just dies before it reaches the punch line........basicall
y what I'm trying to say is you are poo at being sarcasic, stick to something your good at......go clean your litter tray or clip those nails before you do his bottom some damage
Posted by: Pink Kitten, London on 3:54pm Wed 30 Apr 08
It is my pleasure to brighten up your otherwise considerably dull day Donna x
It is my pleasure to brighten up your otherwise considerably dull day Donna x
Posted by: Lucy, under a cloud on 3:59pm Wed 30 Apr 08
It is a dull day!
Even the criminals stay
Out of their criminal way
On such a miserable day!
It is a dull day!
Even the criminals stay
Out of their criminal way
On such a miserable day!
Posted by: Jade on 4:04pm Wed 30 Apr 08
That Chief Superintendant, Tony Dawson, looks like a tough nut to crack. Imagine him being your boss! An interview under his scrutiny must be like an interrogation! Dare you argue with him whether the figures are up or down?
That Chief Superintendant, Tony Dawson, looks like a tough nut to crack. Imagine him being your boss! An interview under his scrutiny must be like an interrogation! Dare you argue with him whether the figures are up or down?
Posted by: Donna on 4:09pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Pink Kitten[/bold] wrote:
It is my pleasure to brighten up your otherwise considerably dull day Donna x[/quote] There, you prove my point....rubbish! Your attempt at showing sarcasm has no relevance to my original quote.
MWAH! A big kiss right back at ya x
Pink Kitten wrote:
It is my pleasure to brighten up your otherwise considerably dull day Donna x
There, you prove my point....rubbish! Your attempt at showing sarcasm has no relevance to my original quote.
MWAH! A big kiss right back at ya x
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Great, The Ritz on 4:10pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[bold]Lucy[/bold], as your poems are as corny as a tin of corned beef and about as inspiring as a can of [bold]Spam[/bold], it is with regret that I must give you the name [bold]Spam Flares[/bold].
Incidentally, I believe that [bold]Spam[/bold] is a great delicacy in [bold]Erith[/bold] homes. It is eaten with greasy fried eggs, chips and beans. It is a rare treat for [bold]Erithians[/bold] who consider this meal as 'cooking' and makes such a change from their usual diet of [bold]KFC[/bold], [bold]pizza[/bold] and [bold]McDonalds[/bold].
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
Lucy, as your poems are as corny as a tin of corned beef and about as inspiring as a can of
Spam, it is with regret that I must give you the name
Spam Flares.
Incidentally, I believe that
Spam is a great delicacy in
Erith homes. It is eaten with greasy fried eggs, chips and beans. It is a rare treat for
Erithians who consider this meal as 'cooking' and makes such a change from their usual diet of
KFC,
pizza and
McDonalds.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Great, New York on 4:11pm Wed 30 Apr 08
I am so good I named myself twice.
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
I am so good I named myself twice.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The All Knowing Guru, The Study on 4:13pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Now, I must attend to more pressing matters.
Your Lord will see you all in a little while.
I hope you can bear to be without me and hope that you will chat amongst yourselves until my return.
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
Now, I must attend to more pressing matters.
Your Lord will see you all in a little while.
I hope you can bear to be without me and hope that you will chat amongst yourselves until my return.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Lucy on 4:30pm Wed 30 Apr 08
lmao! At least you had the temerity to call them poems! Those 'spam flares' were 5 minute wonders and took as much time to create. However I am just as uninspired to bother to conjure something a little more polished that even I might call a 'poem'.
Crime is UP despite the neatly written statistical lies! We've just got better at glossing!
There is nothing nice about Bexley Borough or the whole of the UK at the moment, and seeing as the whole world is rapidly spiralling downwards in a dizzying whirl of chaos there is nowhere to run to my feckless foes. Caught between the devil and the deep blue sea it seems! lol!
lmao! At least you had the temerity to call them poems! Those 'spam flares' were 5 minute wonders and took as much time to create. However I am just as uninspired to bother to conjure something a little more polished that even I might call a 'poem'.
Crime is UP despite the neatly written statistical lies! We've just got better at glossing!
There is nothing nice about Bexley Borough or the whole of the UK at the moment, and seeing as the whole world is rapidly spiralling downwards in a dizzying whirl of chaos there is nowhere to run to my feckless foes. Caught between the devil and the deep blue sea it seems! lol!
Posted by: emma, bexley on 6:39pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Sunny[/bold] wrote:
Also Erastus, you have loads of messages on your blogg from you lovely darling girlies! We are all missing you and asking lots of questions! Please visit [bold]Lord Erastus;s[/bold] [bold]site[/bold] - the one you set up!! Hugs x[/quote] to lord airyanus thebaldy piggtrott i find you to be a very sad man that spends to much time hanging a local rags web site .and why are you changing you name to sunny??? very sad .all these so called lady friends on you blog ??? you obviously right them all yourself how sad and lonly you must be . i bet you are OLD BALD FAT AND UGLY .WITH NO REAL FRIENDS..THATS WHY YOUR ON HERE ALL THE TIME TRYING TO MAKE YOUR SAD LITTLE SELF FILL SPECIAL..ARRRRRR POOR OLD SAD YOU .to lord airyanus piggtrott ..you silly old man ...
Sunny wrote:
Also Erastus, you have loads of messages on your blogg from you lovely darling girlies! We are all missing you and asking lots of questions! Please visit Lord Erastus;s site - the one you set up!! Hugs x
to lord airyanus thebaldy piggtrott i find you to be a very sad man that spends to much time hanging a local rags web site .and why are you changing you name to sunny??? very sad .all these so called lady friends on you blog ??? you obviously right them all yourself how sad and lonly you must be . i bet you are OLD BALD FAT AND UGLY .WITH NO REAL FRIENDS..THATS WHY YOUR ON HERE ALL THE TIME TRYING TO MAKE YOUR SAD LITTLE SELF FILL SPECIAL..ARRRRRR POOR OLD SAD YOU .to lord airyanus piggtrott ..you silly old man ...
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The All Knowing Guru, The Library on 7:00pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[bold]Emma[/bold], your comment was badly written, appallingly punctuated, almost grammar-free and completely unoriginal.
I actually feel like setting up a competition for [bold]Erastus[/bold] detractors to say something that has not been repeated literally hundreds of times before.
First prize would be a dictionary.
You all suffer from very poor imaginations to say the least.
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
Emma, your comment was badly written, appallingly punctuated, almost grammar-free and completely unoriginal.
I actually feel like setting up a competition for
Erastus detractors to say something that has not been repeated literally hundreds of times before.
First prize would be a dictionary.
You all suffer from very poor imaginations to say the least.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott Posted by: Detractor on 8:14pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[bold]Thank you Ecrustious the Clown![/bold]
After a long hard day I have thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread. I would like to say thank you to [bold]Tess, Lady Muck, Lucy[/bold] and [bold]Donna[/bold] for much needed comic relief.
[bold]Claire, Andy, AP, Bexley Lover, Sad to be British, Joe, BB[/bold] and [bold]Emma[/bold] it's a breath of fresh air to have normal people and their comments on here to read.
Ecrustious you can jam that dictionary up your cat infested farce or from where Sunny thinks she shines!
Thank you Ecrustious the Clown!
After a long hard day I have thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread. I would like to say thank you to
Tess, Lady Muck, Lucy and
Donna for much needed comic relief.
Claire, Andy, AP, Bexley Lover, Sad to be British, Joe, BB and
Emma it's a breath of fresh air to have normal people and their comments on here to read.
Ecrustious you can jam that dictionary up your cat infested farce or from where Sunny thinks she shines!
Posted by: No doubt this will disappear on 8:48pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The All Knowing Guru[/bold] wrote:
Now, I must attend to more pressing matters. Your Lord will see you all in a little while. I hope you can bear to be without me and hope that you will chat amongst yourselves until my return. [bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold] [/quote] AND GOD CREATED WOMAN
And she was good.
And she had two arms, two legs, and three breasts.
And God asked woman what she would like to have changed about
herself.
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good.
She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God
what should be done with the useless tit.
And God created Erastus
Did you change the colostomy bag in time?
Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The All Knowing Guru wrote:
Now, I must attend to more pressing matters. Your Lord will see you all in a little while. I hope you can bear to be without me and hope that you will chat amongst yourselves until my return. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
AND GOD CREATED WOMAN
And she was good.
And she had two arms, two legs, and three breasts.
And God asked woman what she would like to have changed about
herself.
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good.
She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God
what should be done with the useless tit.
And God created Erastus
Did you change the colostomy bag in time?
Posted by: Locked and Loaded on 8:57pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Yes he did change the colostomy bag, and God created 'Erif' with it.
Yes he did change the colostomy bag, and God created 'Erif' with it.
Posted by: No doubt this will disappear on 9:35pm Wed 30 Apr 08
[quote][bold]Locked and Loaded[/bold] wrote:
Yes he did change the colostomy bag, and God created 'Erif' with it.[/quote] Did somebody say something or was that Erastus's rusty starfish moving again?
Locked and Loaded wrote:
Yes he did change the colostomy bag, and God created 'Erif' with it.
Did somebody say something or was that Erastus's rusty starfish moving again?
Posted by: Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The All Knowing Guru, Piggott Place on 10:52pm Wed 30 Apr 08
Greetings [bold]Detractor[/bold].
My, my, what big teeth you have and such an ego that you think you can take on [bold]Your Lord[/bold].
Why not quit while you are ahead and embrace [bold]Your Lord[/bold]?
I doubt very much that your imagination will stretch much further but we shall see.
I find it a shame that you were unprepared to reveal your location so I will presume you are an [bold]Erithian[/bold].
I will look forward to reading further comments from you even though I fear they will be predictable, repetitive, bland and run-of-the-mill.
Now off to bed with you as it is way past your bedtime.
[bold]Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott[/bold]
PS: if you want to thank anyone for the entertainment you have derived from the thread, I think you should show gratitude to [bold]Your Lord[/bold].
[italic]You know it makes sense.[/italic]
Greetings
Detractor.
My, my, what big teeth you have and such an ego that you think you can take on
Your Lord.
Why not quit while you are ahead and embrace
Your Lord?
I doubt very much that your imagination will stretch much further but we shall see.
I find it a shame that you were unprepared to reveal your location so I will presume you are an
Erithian.
I will look forward to reading further comments from you even though I fear they will be predictable, repetitive, bland and run-of-the-mill.
Now off to bed with you as it is way past your bedtime.
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
PS: if you want to thank anyone for the entertainment you have derived from the thread, I think you should show gratitude to
Your Lord.
You know it makes sense. Posted by: Locked and Loaded on 12:12am Thu 1 May 08
No Doubt, you use capital letters for a name.
Sorry about the 'e', a typo. I expect you know all about 'E' in 'Erif', you can buy them on most street corners there.
No Doubt, you use capital letters for a name.
Sorry about the 'e', a typo. I expect you know all about 'E' in 'Erif', you can buy them on most street corners there.
Posted by: matt, welling on 12:30pm Thu 1 May 08
Does Tony Dawson actually believe the bull he spews? The reason the figures appear to be down is that people have lost the will to report crime, in the full knowledge that they are more than likely wasting their time. I personally have reported 2 crimes in the past, one was a prowler seen in the gardens at the back of houses, the Police turned up 12 hours later. The second time a knife was held at my daughters throat by a stranger in broad daylight at a bus stop in Sidcup. The Police failed to turn up at all. So Mr Dawson get real and stop promoting Police service that is 2nd rate.
Does Tony Dawson actually believe the bull he spews? The reason the figures appear to be down is that people have lost the will to report crime, in the full knowledge that they are more than likely wasting their time. I personally have reported 2 crimes in the past, one was a prowler seen in the gardens at the back of houses, the Police turned up 12 hours later. The second time a knife was held at my daughters throat by a stranger in broad daylight at a bus stop in Sidcup. The Police failed to turn up at all. So Mr Dawson get real and stop promoting Police service that is 2nd rate.
Posted by: Gemma, Belvedere on 1:53pm Thu 1 May 08
[quote][bold]emma[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]Sunny[/bold] wrote: Also Erastus, you have loads of messages on your blogg from you lovely darling girlies! We are all missing you and asking lots of questions! Please visit [bold]Lord Erastus;s[/bold] [bold]site[/bold] - the one you set up!! Hugs x[/quote] to lord airyanus thebaldy piggtrott i find you to be a very sad man that spends to much time hanging a local rags web site .and why are you changing you name to sunny??? very sad .all these so called lady friends on you blog ??? you obviously right them all yourself how sad and lonly you must be . i bet you are OLD BALD FAT AND UGLY .WITH NO REAL FRIENDS..THATS WHY YOUR ON HERE ALL THE TIME TRYING TO MAKE YOUR SAD LITTLE SELF FILL SPECIAL..ARRRRRR POOR OLD SAD YOU .to lord airyanus piggtrott ..you silly old man ...[/quote] Oh dear, looks like Erith is dragging down Bexley with it! What appalling spelling and grammar!
emma wrote:
Sunny wrote: Also Erastus, you have loads of messages on your blogg from you lovely darling girlies! We are all missing you and asking lots of questions! Please visit Lord Erastus;s site - the one you set up!! Hugs x
to lord airyanus thebaldy piggtrott i find you to be a very sad man that spends to much time hanging a local rags web site .and why are you changing you name to sunny??? very sad .all these so called lady friends on you blog ??? you obviously right them all yourself how sad and lonly you must be . i bet you are OLD BALD FAT AND UGLY .WITH NO REAL FRIENDS..THATS WHY YOUR ON HERE ALL THE TIME TRYING TO MAKE YOUR SAD LITTLE SELF FILL SPECIAL..ARRRRRR POOR OLD SAD YOU .to lord airyanus piggtrott ..you silly old man ...
Oh dear, looks like Erith is dragging down Bexley with it! What appalling spelling and grammar!
Posted by: janice, home on 6:28pm Thu 1 May 08
[quote][bold]Locked and Loaded[/bold] wrote:
No Doubt, you use capital letters for a name. Sorry about the 'e', a typo. I expect you know all about 'E' in 'Erif', you can buy them on most street corners there. [/quote] Thats where i have seen you!!! LOCKED AND LOADED WITH Es,your hard............NOT!
!!
Locked and Loaded wrote:
No Doubt, you use capital letters for a name. Sorry about the 'e', a typo. I expect you know all about 'E' in 'Erif', you can buy them on most street corners there.
Thats where i have seen you!!! LOCKED AND LOADED WITH Es,your hard............NOT!
!!
Posted by: Locked and Loaded on 12:46pm Fri 2 May 08
:) xx
Posted by: jo, Bromley on 4:32pm Tue 6 May 08
Matt from Welling i am sorry to hear about your daughter that must of been very frightening. We had the opposite 2 men tried getting into a house opposite me and had run off when realised they had been seen, we had 3 police cars and loads of police looking for 2 men who were long gone! The police need to sort out their priorities.
Matt from Welling i am sorry to hear about your daughter that must of been very frightening. We had the opposite 2 men tried getting into a house opposite me and had run off when realised they had been seen, we had 3 police cars and loads of police looking for 2 men who were long gone! The police need to sort out their priorities.
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